Egbe bere, ugo bere
Nke si ibe ya ebela
Nku kwaa ya
This is by far one of my favourite Igbo proverbs. It means:
Let the hawk perch, let the eagle perch
The one that says that his mate shouldn’t perch
May his wings be broken
In simple terms: ‘Live and let live’.
What is this you’re eating? Is this food for a human being or for a goat? Where is the meat? You’re in Nigeria o! You’re not oyibo. Don’t you know Nigerians can’t be vegetarians?
I don’t understand why a grown woman would decide to do a birthday photo shoot and surround herself with balloons and childish props. Why not act your age in the pictures you take—you’re too old for this s**t!
Why is she wearing those shoes? She has such a weird style.
This babe! We’ve never seen your real face before o! Madam Contour and Highlight! Na only you waka come!
Why are you cooking the egusi like that? That’s not how we do it my village.
Why are you having a full English breakfast at 2 in the afternoon?
How can people just decide to not have children when they are both medically fit to. That makes no sense!
You want to be a stay-at-home mum? Wow…
You want to be a career mum? Wow…
Why do they always bend their legs like that when taking pictures?